IFTTT + Wappwolf + Yahoo Pipes = Duct Tape for the Interwebs.

:: I hope whoever decided to put chicken on pizza died lonely and in great pain. RT @robdelaney

Xhosa king wants Queen Elizabeth II to come and apologise for the killing of Hintsa  http://bit.ly/VDa8x3  in @city_press (via @sa_poptart)

From all of us here at Sterkfontein mental hospital, we wish u a happy Easter & a successful 1987. We miss you!

Luke, met you I just did, and crazy this may be, but Jedi Master Yoda I am, train with me maybe? (via @depresseddarth)

Large data packages to be bundled with Samsung TVs http://t.co/umYy0fLh

Dyslexie is a typeface for dyslectics. - YouTube http://t.co/0ggnMEyl

Is the strange 3-billion-year-old Klerksdorp Sphere some sort of alien technology? http://t.co/DNjPC64t

Texas Professor Claims Proof Of Star Of Bethlehem http://t.co/om1PayHP

Interesting stories about Siri and BMW. "Why computer voices are mostly female" - http://t.co/z8PmYTGD RT @rianvdm #fb

RT @dyl11an: Condoms aren't completely safe, a friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus...

@garethcliff is launching his own App, his Twitter-following now bigger than his quarter hour audience on his radio show.

:: When the facebook people finally find twitter we have an escape plan, right? RT @paxochka

http://ping.fm/p/qK840 - #U2360SA

http://ping.fm/p/OjFV9 - #U2360SA

:: I am a email deleting machine!

:: "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Premature ejaculating cow." "Premature eja--" "MOOOO! G'night, honey. zzzzzzzz" RT @zaius13

:: Nice! MS OneNote automatically does OCR on all images pasted into a note. http://bit.ly/9JwLSf

:: Tip of the Day - There is a scale of 1 to 10 for defining douchebags . Having a personalised number-plate puts you at 13.

:: Search for "CEO" on the Standard Bank website and get results for "Batman" the "CEO of Wayne Enterprises" #Nice http://post.ly/1JU70