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:O I had to turn of my twitter texts bc you guys are making my damn phone like a vibrator! wait... nevermind. continue!!!
4yo is singing about how she lost her panties.
Shouldn't I have a FEW more years til I have to worry about her losing those?
Shouldn't I have a FEW more years til I have to worry about her losing those?
Me- "im sorry mr. officer. Didn't mean to make you put down your donuts so you could speed up and actually catch me"
Migraine from hell but me and my music are kicking some house cleaning ass!
yes I know its my music and I. Fuck you.
yes I know its my music and I. Fuck you.
Is there a maximum number of orgasms you can have in a day? I think I reached that limit today and its not even 7pm.
4yo was just walking around with no panties, with her sippy cup inbetween her legs like a detachable penis. I have no words.
I had the bestest nap eva. I actually dreamed. Granted it was about blowing up Arthur from PBS, but it was great.
My 4yo grabbed one of my bras out of the dirty clothes and hung it somewhere calling it a decoration. I always knew my tits were pretty.
Enjoy your turkey today people. And know that we Natives are taking back OUR country one quarter at a time.
The 4yo and I are skipping Thanksgiving and are now listening to Christmas music on youtube. Just living the dream people, living the dream.
my kid is the most amazing little girl. We got in the car and a country song was on the radio, she screamed til I put trance on.
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