"Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength."

#FF Talented, hilarious, savvy. @chanelrena @sickest_bitch @hollylynnea @noircoreen @kevleemur @wesleyanrudy @thatniggakaren @777grfx

McRib contains fertilizer and agent used to make foamed plastics. Why do we allow this in the US? http://t.co/4Mjeha8Y

@senatorrh Ah, but if you're dating them and they disappoint, the ultimate punchline is responding with "WE should see other people." :)

It never goes quite the way you thought it would, now does it...?

Lee Bermejo's Batman is how I picture him-- bitter, fierce, broken. http://t.co/NOkJJWWp

"Creative people defend the world from predictability, one idea at a time."
-- The Creative Process Illustrated

@senatorrh Yes! I think it's because we learn to ease up on the makeup-- and they don't learn to ease up on the beer.

Once you've had mono, anything short of Ebola feels like child's play.

Salem's Lottery Ticket #LessScaryHorror

Pretty sure the security guard at the gatehouse fell asleep again-- given someone won't stop honking at the front of the complex.

True Blood marathon while working on my Statement of Purpose. $5 says I accidentally use the words "vampire", "fangs", or "bloodthirsty."

Not only is it a wonderfully dreary Sunday, it's so freaking chilly outside I can wear tights. I'm Eeyore with a weakness for fall fashion.

Why yes, yes I did just Google "safe glue to attach stuff to skin."

#FF @sickest_bitch who says sick random things and quotes song lyrics you'd forgotten you loved.

Clear, fair explanation of why Netflix was forced to change its price structure: http://t.co/lrfuIb8a

Legend of Zelda, in original box with instruction booklet. Dumbfounded this is still intact. http://t.co/HwsPgZG

Bill Cosby wished he had a sweater as sweet as this zebra* one of mine circa 2nd grade.
*Reference photo on left http://t.co/PsTUsxd

RT @xstrology: If you break the trust of a #Taurus, you have lost it for good. (Second chances are like Golden Tickets with us--rare.)

Ho Moved My Cheese-- an urban tale of a pimp's prostitute all up in his cheddar. #bookswithalettermissing