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Please tell me there’s no christmascat.tv guy parody account because I will blow this fucking internet up.
If you have to constantly prove to people you're part of the group in order to stay in the group, then fuck that group. So obvious, and yet.
Fuck you, it's an indoor scarf.
fuck obamacare, I just signed up for the 'Fantasy' plan from Mariahcare
Let's just be like Hobbits and have several meals with cute names
Ooh, @leighalexander does the best job yet of explaining the surreal (yet wonderful) experience of playing Tearaway: http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/206414/Tearaway_is_the_weirdest_hardware_showcase_piece_ever.php …
Reminding you that @ohheygreat has already figured out the path between snark and smarm https://medium.com/ladybits-on-medium/7efaf0900142 …
Talking to Myself, and Sometimes the Cat: The Michelle Dean Story
I hope my band gets an obscure fan blog written by a total stranger years after we break up. I think that's my new definition of "success"
the top 10 songs of 2013 that I wished would get the beavis and butt-head treatment
My question is: if you order a drone from Amazon, will it deliver itself or are we faced with more of a 'yo dawg' situation?
thank u so much for being so supportive and amazing, i love every one of my lil flowers and im so thankful 4 u all! 2014=year of the flowers
now watch Ellsbury hit 30 HR per year into that gimmick right field because prosperity gospel god killed the compassionate real god
I run @worstrecords. I participate in The Stateside Menace. I eat all the worst things.