God promised to all men and women that they will find their perfect partner in every corner of the world...and then he made the Earth round.

How the fucking fuck can Kim fucking Kardashian have 11,5 mill followers?! What the fuck is wrong with this world??!!

In 1975 David Bowie and Dennis Hopper broke into a psychiatric ward to bring drugs to Iggy Pop.......LMFAO!

Jesus is following me....... :/ ..what do I say?

If I got a cent for everytime I met an intelligent person, I'd have around $1.03 by now....

Gay Is Okay...it's more than OK, it's fucking awesome!!!!

I'd go to jail for cake.....

Just heard my neighbour yelling at her husband, running to the bath & turning the water on. He must have cummed somewhere he shouldn't have.

Methaphorical aphorism of the metaphrased euphemistical innuendo.....

Once again, to all Christmas gifts obsessed people, I would like to point out that GIFT in German means POISON....

Is it actually expected of me to do things on Monday..... :/

Best shop display EVER..... http://t.co/RlSnsEVm

Fuck every goddamn fucking sport on this fucking planet EVER!

So we were standing there opposite each other.....I was smiling and he was so gay.....

#ReplaceAGagaSongWithSanta ....now, why would I want to do that? What has Santa done to deserve this?

#TwoThingsThatNeverMix ......me and your fucking homophobia!

Money can't buy life. - Bob Marley's last words

....and now I'm singing Let Her Cry....damn you, Hootie!

He's walked away of nature..... (Shakespearean for "dead")

USA vs Canada....I don't care, as long as they both keep producing hot dudes.....