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We've all been painted by numbers.
"Drinking is a very demanding profession, and I can't do both jobs at once."
You think I want to see your cock?
Thanks for turning me lesbian in .0002 seconds.
"Boobytrap" backwards is "partyboob".
A nun has to eat a banana with a knife and fork. Borinnngggggg!!
I want to be in the state of "I'm not sure... She doesn't seem coherent."
You fit me better than my favorite sweater.
I will get those squeaky asian shoes for my kid.
"Down boy. Down boy. Down boy. Damn boy. Don't lick your dick on me." My mom talking to the dog