Oh and hey, today makes a month! #10lbslost

Lol my UT boys are comedians tonight. 😎 @ced_reed88 @rips_shirt_off @qdiggs6

America the brave still fears what we don't know.

If your child is in college and smells like cabbage you have failed as a parent.

I don't want to hear a man complain about a woman on her period until he's experienced fucking cramps. #worstshitever

Ugh planning for the future has got to be the most terrifying thing ever.

@borgore Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.

If you can't handle me giving you shit, get the fuck out. #pussy

Forever thankful that I'm not a loud breather...

#queerious

Single is better 👍

I am currently skipping class to eat Nutella

I am forever indebted to the inventor of the seat warmer.

Sitting awkwardly waiting for my ride <<< #imannoyed

Using tragedy as a stage for your politics...gross.

Fuuuuuck 😩

OOOH FLAKY PEOPLE I HATE YOU

PSA to all females: wearing flesh colored tops is never a good idea #youlooknakey

My mom Facebook stalks me so hard.

Mood today: angry black woman