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I don't remember how to school.
A BETA SINGING "NO DIGGITY." GENIUS.
Just accepted my first big girl job, but my happy dance proves I'm still a child.
SNL is the reason I don't party.
Then I found out Chipotle will start delivering in November and nothing else seems to matter.
This is the man of my dreams. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1seI7NFeSU&feature=youtu.be …
Why be the calm before the storm when you can be the storm?
Bunnies of KU > Squirrels of KU
If you're having a rough start to your day, at least you're not my professor, who is 45 minutes late to our 730 final.
I couldn't think of anything less heroic than feeding a mozzarella stick to a starved person.
I just need Terabonne and Basil Leaf and I'll be happy.
"I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things. I play in the leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind." –Leo Buscaglia
Distinguished doesn't even look like a real word. distinguished.. disting... guished. distinguished. Yep, nope.
It terrifies me to think that I've had more pizza than water this semester.
I love editing because it gives me the power to be all, "YOU SUCK!" without actually having to be mean about it.
They say laughing is contagious. That's why I laugh at my own jokes. hahaha