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I don't remember how to school.
He just knows he's a cat.
A BETA SINGING "NO DIGGITY." GENIUS.
Another day and I didn't use algebra once.
Just accepted my first big girl job, but my happy dance proves I'm still a child.
SNL is the reason I don't party.
Then I found out Chipotle will start delivering in November and nothing else seems to matter.
This is the man of my dreams. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1seI7NFeSU&feature=youtu.be …
Why be the calm before the storm when you can be the storm?
I just witnessed a public proposal and now I'm crying in public.
I wish somedays came as a two-in-one, like a shampoo and conditioner combo.
I'm a hoarder of untweeted tweets.
Just lying here in my driveway, you know, stargazing.
I'm just in love with absolutely everything.
Just confused the Febreeze for my hairspray, again.
I just took out the trash and now there's a trail of flower petals from my apartment to the dumpster. Life is too cute.
I hope some time from now we all laugh and say "Remember that one time Steph was a cat lady for like a week?" & we all forgive and forget
They say laughing is contagious. That's why I laugh at my own jokes. hahaha