I don't remember how to school.

A BETA SINGING "NO DIGGITY." GENIUS.

Just accepted my first big girl job, but my happy dance proves I'm still a child.

SNL is the reason I don't party.

Then I found out Chipotle will start delivering in November and nothing else seems to matter.

This is the man of my dreams.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1seI7NFeSU&feature=youtu.be …

Why be the calm before the storm when you can be the storm?

Bunnies of KU > Squirrels of KU

Name change: Steph Shotss. #hollaatchagirl

Found three Pickleman's cookies in my purse from last night and gave two to @keat_keat_keat, so basically I'm a saint.

If you're having a rough start to your day, at least you're not my professor, who is 45 minutes late to our 730 final.

I couldn't think of anything less heroic than feeding a mozzarella stick to a starved person.

I just need Terabonne and Basil Leaf and I'll be happy.

"I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things. I play in the leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind." –Leo Buscaglia

Distinguished doesn't even look like a real word. distinguished.. disting... guished. distinguished. Yep, nope.

"Just like I want my husband to be." - @vickystadler pic.twitter.com/a7USJgVUVU

Vitamin D is my favorite drug. #sunshine

Shout out to God! RT @nymag: Justin Timberlake will host and sing on @nbcsnl, as God intended.  http://nym.ag/XnT1QL 

It terrifies me to think that I've had more pizza than water this semester.

I love editing because it gives me the power to be all, "YOU SUCK!" without actually having to be mean about it.