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portrait of the abyss as a young void
Late to the game but it's time I got a huge alarming neck tattoo. Maybe Ghost Rider surfing a shark?
My mom is meeting my fiancé's mom for the first time this wknd. I hope they aren't the same woman!
Thank you for those little plastic grass things, takeout sushi containers, for whisking us all away to an island paradise.
My father-in-law just found out I’m that “Conan O’Brien.”
Have you ever lurved someone so much that the "I lurve you" bit from Annie Hall WASN'T tainted by Woody Allen being a monster?
Even in Freaks and Geeks days, I always knew someday I'd be saying, "I agree with President Barack Obama about Seth Rogen." (I'm a timelord)
2015 Goals: Be assertive. Get mine. Take charge.
If that's ok with you guys?
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20