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I still consider someone successful if they have HBO
What Beyoncé song were you listening to when you realized you weren't going to put up with any more of his bullshit
"He kissed a girl and then dissed her"
"My trainer kicked my ASS this morning. I am SO sore." Cool story, loser.
The more makeup you wear the more 40 you look. :(
werking the shittttttt out of my easter bonnet.
If you encounter Alec Baldwin, do not run. Avoid eye contact. Don’t scream or yell. If he touches you, roll into a ball. Try not to panic.
not every day is a good day
In a minute I'm going to make one of these ginger mint lemonades I invented for this week's @drinkaboutit.
I'm so fucking tired
the oposite of living is wishing
He died doing what he loved, his sister in law.
I don't really understand this $1 safe ride charge for uberx. Is that like, pay a dollar and our drivers won't rape you, or...
"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
sometimes I see people follow each other and think "you will not like each other at all" and then "I am wasting my life lol"
If I had to pick a getting-ready-to-go-out song, I'd probably choose "anything that distracts from the dismaying humanity of my own body."
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20