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She stumbled out of bed, stretched, and at the end of her exaggerated yawn yelled, "I wanna die!" She was ready to start her day.
what cocktails should I serve at my New Emoji Release Party
Does this train know I haven't eaten dinner yet.
Might be my period but I think I feel a sinkhole about to reverse-burp me into the earth,which of course is truly nothing but a grave
If u were in a first class seat & a soldier came on the plane would u have 1 or 2 glasses of prosecco?
How 'bout we just compromise and make a texting lane
OH YEAH MY DRESS HAS POCKETS
Currently drinking mouthwash because apparently my ability to know and my ability to feel are greatly divided regarding addiction.
Also, people give away upright pianos and jacuzzis for free all the time, never ever pay for either.
Really feeling bad about how much my Mexican restaurant boyfriend is going to miss me when I move. We've been going strong for like 10 yrs.
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20