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Internet: where a guy will call you pathetic & you will block him, but then he'll create several new accounts in order to follow u again🙏😂
I think a funny thing to put in a "cash for gold" envelope is the Thanksgiving episode of "Mad About You" with a note that says, "Right???"
I drank too much coffee after noon so I don't really understand what's going on any more
I want "hold" your "hand."
Drunk dudes arguing on the corner about where the subway is.
According to the lyrics of Raspberry Beret & When Doves Cry, Prince finds himself boning in front of animals a lot. Which is fine? I guess?
I just called maple syrup "pancake sauce" without any trace of recognition that maple syrup is not called "pancake sauce."
So unfair that women do most of the crying and wear most of the eye makeup.
Uh oh vivian gornick says work cannot replace love
I know it's not a contest, but my personal "drought" is way worse than whatever California is going through.
Being sincere is kinda my *thing*
"I don't want to die alone either and I like eating with you." - Marriage
Didn't hit send on this text telling someone I can't go out w them bc they're more attractive than me and I'd feel insecure. Maybe later tho
You're not having a quarter life crisis. You just have a liberal arts degree. DON'T BUY A HAT.
[At the chinchilla store]
Two of those kangaroo bunny mice, please
Everyone at Costco is deformed
Most human interaction is just pretending our butts don't make the sound of bad saxophone players.
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it. http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20
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