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If you want to meet people who are not paranoid about Ebola, go hang out by a Costco sample cart.
Having short legs comes in handy when you drop food.
Kate Hudson is an A Lister? Oh I see Yahoo is going as 2002 for Halloween.
Enough with this mercury nonsense.
"Does this even look like a real face a person would have?" -me doing my makeup
A video mashup of all the times I groan in a day but to "Go With the Flow" by the Queens of the Stone Age
Ebola killed 2 people in America, but after 87 school shootings killed many more, guess which one will Fox News will stoke the fear over.
[a selfie of you giving up]
Uncharacteristically, I was filled with a sense of optimism for the future today. I am excited about how things are going!
$30 to get scared out of my wits at a haunted house? No thanks—I'll stay home and open bills.
Weird how my weakest skills as a journalist are suddenly decent if I'm just a neighbor trying to find out wtf is going on.
I carry an umbrella to protect me from the stupid sun, is that health goth? the umbrella is red paisley from commes des target
oh hello Ben & Jerry's half-baked or as I like to call you "a pint of regret"
lol I'm writing for Cathy now
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20