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smh at shark stank episodes shot in 4:3
You're my emotional support pig.
You guys my Fitbit says I watched seven episodes of Murder She Wrote today and ate five ounces of dip. I don't really have a Fitbit.
My goal this Thanksgiving weekend is to not have to explain what a basic bitch is to my nephews.
"You're just a ghost to me now." -85% of all indie rock lyrics/100% of all Ghostbusters to Slimer
I honestly hadn't realized how emotional I'd get just seeing the Millennium Falcon fly again.
watching The Lake House with my robe open !
Kush got me watching the Lego movie & seeing through the bullshit
"Most of you won't share this" is the Facebook-status equivalent of your grandma saying "You never visit anymore."
Oh poor jay-z you've got 99 problems? Your wife makes more paper than you? This ain't over, I'll be back to mock you.
MOCKINGJAY-Z, Part 1
I think we all have a little nastiness in us. A little racism, a little bias. And civility is learning to ignore those impulses and love.
If you need me I'll be watching "The Hunger Games: Cast Interviews" on Amazon Prime
A quick break from angst to say that I fucking love that Star Wars trailer and don't care about your complaints. It's great. Shut up.
Ugh so many emails in my inbox this morning oh wait it's just Twitter notifs from hundreds of DMs from Eric buh
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20