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Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty" music video has critics talking! "Even the racism feels indifferent," says Todd VanDerWerff of The AV Club!
If I go to bed, who's gonna worry about everything?
Some people talk like a doctor writes.
my tiredness is slipping into sadness time for a water break
I want to say that I hate when I post a tweet with typos, but that's like saying I hate being human.
*pairs disgust with empathy*
lol I'm doing literature
I was raised on Gypsy, Into the Woods, The Secret Garden, and Guys and Dolls. And THANK GOD for that.
Doctors figure out if you're healthy by taking as much of your blood as they can then throwing it at other doctors to see if it kills them.
Having a good butt is a big responsibility, much like having a dog or children.
iPads: because looking at a laptop on the toilet is slightly sadder.
Driving is so much more intimate when you can lock eyes with the driver of the Lincoln SUV as he's trying to merge into your car.
I still consider someone successful if they have HBO
What Beyoncé song were you listening to when you realized you weren't going to put up with any more of his bullshit
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20