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Trailer for the third season of The Newsroom just left my disdain gland dangerously inflamed.
My shower is only putting out vaguely warm water on the hottest setting. This is not acceptable. Scalding heat or GTFO.
I should probably sleep. *starts learning new computer program* I should probably sleep. *watches two-hour French film* I should probably--
*walks up to horse*
Do you like apples?
Horse is all "LOVE 'EM!"
I got her numba how do you like dem apples?
Horse is like "THE FUCK DUDE?!"
If I leave the house after 9pm to see you, you're on my short list of people to call for a kidney.
You know you're looking beat when the barista not only comments on it but takes it upon themselves to give you extra espresso for free.
Nice try giving your sci-fi series a female lead, but my wife still won't watch it.
Am I ashamed I just ate a whole bag of potato chips for dinner? Obviously not, I just tweeted about it.
Jargon is lingo for slang
why the hell have they recast everyone in the good wife and why is she in the white house now this is bullshit
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it: http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20