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Anyway, just a cool Sunday morning crying to my mom about student loans. And parents feel pressure to make kids dreams happen. Sad as hell.
Girl are you Spirit Halloween cause you are never as cool as I remembered
If the internet has taught me one thing it hasn't.
Should I say "Bye!" or "Don't @ me" to let people know I'm serious about this? Probably.
There's a scene in Matt Damon Mars movie where Matt Damon cries because he loves Mars but doesn't know how to say that he loves Mars I think
An HGTV show about twin dudes who go around and professionally fuck men's wives in front of them
people ruin everything
1. buy something cute that i think will make me a whole person but no
4. don't text him
A friend of mine runs a convention center. He is at a convention center conference. At a convention center.
*pulls out a tambourine*
Let's ruin a party, just the two of us.
I pick my battles, and then I lose them.
Life: Can't sleep again, huh?
Me: Yeah. Any suggestions?
Life: Cool Ranch Doritos. Netflix. Crying.
Maybe I'll sponsor some smaller accounts.
🎵 when i talk in-depth about things i care about i'm afraid it will scare people away 🎵
I always keep my phone no more than 15 inches away so I have the option of retrieving it with my dick.
ever borrow a thousand dollars from a cousin you're attracted to?
things that seduce me:
-inappropriate age differences
I'll call back later. If you don't know me, read my book. If you do know me, buy my book but don't read it. http://amzn.to/16cwFmO%20
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