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On Youtube: "'Giant killer whale attacks children' recommended for you." This is what my life has become.
Reminder: I'M HILARIOUS!
Last night I talked to a guy who thought Indiana was in Illinois.
I don't always take birth control, but when I do, it's every other day. I am...the most interesting woman in the world.
There will be DOZENS.
My cottage cheese tweets were a real hit. Now that I have my phone back I'm gonna tweet tons of cottage cheese pics.
Welcome to earf
If you rip apart a sand dollar, butterflies come out
What the world needs now is more wax museums.
You know, I'm not a big movie watcher. Why watch someone else's adventure when you can have your own?
Cutting out the negative people in your life really does wonders! It's exhausting just listening to them. Choose to be happy!