#beforetaylorswiftfindslove Plankton will have discovered the secret ingredient to the Krabby Patty

#DontBotherMeWhen:

1. I'm eating 🍝
2. I'm sleeping 😴
3. I'm on the phone 📞
4. Im texting 📱
5. Watching TV 📺
6. I'm Flirting 😍

#YoureTheReason for my sleepless nights because I stay up thinking of you

Don't say Merry X-mas, you're Xing out the CHRIST in Christmas & this is his birthday! What if on your birthday someone said Happy X-day?!

When Kim is in labor Kanye is going to interrupt "I'm gonna let u finish but Beyonce & Jay already had the cutest hip hop baby of all time"

Saying "I'm fine" when you're not, "it's nothing" when it's everything, "I'm done" when you know you still wanna try.

#IwishIcould tell you how I really feel, I've worded it 10 thousand different ways in my head but somehow it never comes out of my mouth.

A NAKED iPhone is so beautiful , but just too risky ...

#2012taughtme that nothing is guaranteed. Friends Leave, People Change and Life doesn't stop for anyone.

#WhyAreYou Wearing so much makeup. Sorry to inform you, No amount of makeup can hide your insecurities.

I can subtweet if I want, Go cry about it.

#GladIMet all the friends that are still in my life and all the snakes that I cut out of my life, Thank you bitches! You made me stronger.

I want you, but i don't need you.

#ImSingleBecause I push you away when I find out you like me, odd as it sounds...it's like my testing phase. If you chase, I'm interested.

Cigarettes are by far the BIGGEST turn-off <<<<<<<< 🚬❌😖

13 year olds taking pictures smoking marijuana, WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?!

Male or female if you hit me first I'm going to hit you back harder. #sorrynotsorry

I dislike texting people without iPhones

Everyday in 2012 was either a blessing and/or a lesson.

#ThingsYouShouldntDo make promises you can't keep