barack obama re-elected while melissa joan hart and stacey dash remain unemployed

@kingsleyyy helen keller.

Britney’s new style team deserves a round of lap dances or something

@hilaryduff you changed my whole life

Don't fuck with coloreds, women, young people and gays. xoxo

Joanne Kathleen Rowling > Stephenie Meyer. And that is that.

Michelle is inspiring in a way Ann could never be because Michelle chooses to stand beside a man who cares about her rights.

"I don't vote" is probably the single most infuriating thing you can say to me.

I'm bout to buy @beyonce a Big Mac value meal...coz that bitch is starving for a #1.

THEY CALL ME CHEEKS KING OF THE FREAKS WITH VISIBLE OBLIQUES BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CHEEKS!!!!!!

AVIVA IS THE KELLY OF THIS SCARY ISLAND TRIP #RHONY

@jivemusic allow me to introduce you to @krisallen. he's signed to your label. have you heard his latest single, #AlrightWithMe? PROMOTEPLZ!

I'll have an Ivy Blue on the rocks.

I just voted for Call Me Maybe #song #PeoplesChoice. Retweet to vote  http://www.peopleschoice.com/pca/votenow.jsp  via @peopleschoice

@jivemusic @sonymusicglobal @jivepromo you have a faithful @krisallen fanbase ready to support him, we proved that tonight. YOUR MOVE.

"SHE GRABBED MY HAND," SAID ROMNEY. "I REPLIED, 'GET OFF OF ME, PEASANT.'"

The number one rule of the 21st century is never have someone you're casually dating on any of your social media feeds. That shit is messy.

Remember when Mitt Romney was asked about gun control and he started talking about single parent homes?

Mariah Carey is the only one I want to see on the stage for the tribute tomorrow night.

OMG BRITNEY SINGING HAPPY BDAY IS IT ON ITUNES YET