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For every 1 person that loves you, 10 people hate you & 10 billion don't give a fuck about you.
Let me wipe those tears away with my boobies.
A woman's brain is wired differently than a man's. If you lack the inability to keep up then walk away, don't degrade us for it.
I'm always kind of sad when fads start to die down because that's when I start to get them.
I don't understand why people question my sanity. The voices in my head make perfect fucking sense.
Twitter: 20% entertainment, 80% therapy
For some people this is a game. For others is it an outlet. For some this might be the only human interaction they'll get. Be fucking nice.
I don't want to talk about your kid, I want to talk about sex or drugs or murder.
I tweet my depressing, lonely shit because I know I'm not alone. We will be alright. We will get through this. It will get better.
You can call a female a douche bag too, just so you know.
If I see one more tweet about a man bitching about a say in abortion I'm going to request that he be charged for murder for jacking off.
I need more of you fuckers. I like reading your shit.
I wonder if trees laugh when people kick them.
Fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and oh yes, dear sweet old lady....fuck you too!!!
Dear cancer: If you start killing the people who deserve to die I will quit campaigning against you.
My daughter likes the Eurhythmics. Your daughter likes Taylor Swift. Who's the real winner here?
White Trash Mimosa; 1 part lemonade, 5 parts vodka. Serve with a bag of cheetos & ranch dip.
I'm just gonna do what I want on here, it is my corner of the virtual universe afterall.
We rotate around insignificance because we crave meaning.
Great, I woke the fuck up. Now what?