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I already want to take a nap tomorrow
Is it poontang or punetang? Need to know fast, I’m writing a sympathy card
I'd boycott watching Trump's "Apprentice" but I already don't watch it because it sucks and he's an obnoxious piece of shit.
God dammit, this episode of Full House is a repeat!
If you’re running down the street in shorts I assume you’re jogging. If you’re wearing jeans I assume you just shot someone
Every day I don't shit my pants is just one more day closer to the day I do shit my pants
I get so annoyed with people who have their shit together
alternate name for Netflix Instant: "Search for any movie off the top of your head and be totally disappointed that we don't have it."
Now that we've got Sandusky taken care of can we do something about these fucking Madea movies?
Fuck yeah! we just spent 2 billion dollars to put a Roomba on Mars! Suck it starving orphans! #Mars #Science
Hey y'all, Jupiter is hella big!!!!
Apparently the most quoted person on twitter is “no one ever”
Just auditioned for a character described as a “Steve Agee” type and didn’t get it. Have a great day you guys!
Ladies, twitpic them titTAYS #summertime
There’s someone named Reince Priebus and he’s not a Star Wars character?