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I already want to take a nap tomorrow
Thinking of canceling my subscription to panic attacks
Is it poontang or punetang? Need to know fast, I’m writing a sympathy card
God dammit, this episode of Full House is a repeat!
I'd boycott watching Trump's "Apprentice" but I already don't watch it because it sucks and he's an obnoxious piece of shit.
time to get out of bed and figure out what to do until it's time to go to bed
Apparently the most quoted person on twitter is “no one ever”
Fuck this shit. Lemme know when the Crip Moon is happenin'
If you’re running down the street in shorts I assume you’re jogging. If you’re wearing jeans I assume you just shot someone
Every day I don't shit my pants is just one more day closer to the day I do shit my pants
alternate name for Netflix Instant: "Search for any movie off the top of your head and be totally disappointed that we don't have it."
I get so annoyed with people who have their shit together
People say "Tomorrow's another day" as if it's a good thing.