Have to give it up to the @nyislanders! They put up one hell of a battle! And we have big plans in store for them in years to come!

Hugs for you, Islander fans.

#4 Rule of #isles Ledge Jumpers Society® - Send group email Garth Snow to remind him that Rick DiPietro is REALLY ready for playoffs,

#3 Rule of #isles Ledge Jumpers Society® - All opposing team goals make me scream "Same old Islanders!" & wish for Milbury Days

#2 Rule of #isles Ledge Jumpers Society® - Every move is a mistake. If a player sat, its a mistake. If he wasn't sat... still a mistake!

#MOVIEFACT Thor 2 is the first film in history to be made entirely out of recycled plastic bags.

Boston Police still apprehending black people and brown people. When questioned, "They looked retahded and wicked suspicious."

"I heard it on CNN!" CNN: "I heard it on Reddit!" Reddit: "Police scanner!" Police: "We were mentioning a tweet!" Twitter: "I'M 14 LOL SWAG"

President Obama has shut down the FBI, will now outsource all investigations to appropriate subreddits.

Rangers win it. The shootout is an abomination. See you all next week! #tsn

stop putting guns in your games. no more guns, okay? think of something else. figure it out. enough with the guns.

Killing time by playing solitaire. I don’t like cards, I just wanted to remember what it's like to see anything get dealt. #TradeCentre

A late day depressing read (if you missed it): How the #Isles & Nassau Failed - A Special Report by B.D. Gallof -  http://bit.ly/YWJoMw 

Stream my new album...  https://soundcloud.com/jimguthrie/jim-guthrie-takes-time-whole …

"And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."

A #teen who was smoking made fun of my #jeans tonight so I zinged her good. I said “Yeah right, Cigarette Sally!!” #classic #yollo

MUST READ! @cartoonhangover' @fredseibert on how to get your cartoon online:  http://on.mtv.com/Z2lrzF 

Kicking Motion (definition) - 1. Kick to #isles fans gut every 3rd period 2. Name of a cocktail plied in the Situation Room in Toronto #nhl

Scott Gomez just scored, so just a reminder that it's time for your annual physical.

I remember the first time I met Stanley Kubrick. 'Should I grow a beard?' he said. 'Yes,' I told him. And history was made