Yahoo to acquire handful of magic beans

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it's so fucking funny to see grooveshark filing a dmca complaint  https://github.com/github/dmca/commit/9863d528780c193cd2aead22264318aaa73ea418 …

currentest status of all time:  http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg …

@moonpolysoft I dunno about the cultural sense but there will definitely be one way in which im equipped when that happens

I wonder if we'll be culturally equipped to deal with it when biotech catches up and you can take a pill to have the body you want.

V for Venndiagram: i draw two circles, one says ‘guy fawks mask’ the other says ‘comic book’ where they overlap a massive dildo rises out of

More on Redis, asynchronous replication, failover, and consistency guarantees:  http://aphyr.com/posts/287-asynchronous-replication-with-failover …

EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST I MAKE PANCAKES. THEN I DRIZZLE COUGH SYRUP ON THEM AND EAT THEM WHOLE. BY THE TIME I GET TO WORK I CAN SEE GOD

Apotheosis of cynicism and deceit from scholarly publishers
 http://www.michaeleisen.org/blog/?p=1369  #openaccess #AB609
@americanpublish

P. upset that soylent.me isn't where I can sign up to be turned into nutritive slurry.

Keyboard Maestro 6.0 is out. Holy shit a lot of features + fixes:  http://www.stairways.com/press/2013-05-21 … -- can’t recommend this thing enough.

Where is my "I HATE computers" t-shirt when I need one?  https://gist.github.com/arthur-debert/5620342 …

@d2fn Just set that var to the path of your company’s single repo.

*Cop pulls you over* sir u do realize that ur inspection sticker is just a post it that says "fuck the police".. Heres my gun. u can have it

I'm going to surpass the achievements of Magellan by becoming the first person to successfully navigate a Soundcloud page

Bring a box of spiders to the vet "just for a checkup"

Skip's Scramble from Arrested Development.  http://cooking.brianstaffield.com/2013/05/skips-scramble.html … @latimesfood #weekendeats

current status:  http://25.media.tumblr.com/988f46452b4aea74c4f2150fc3702ded/tumblr_mn1y4wCs5o1qf47bgo1_1280.jpg …

Amara is hiring! We are looking for an outstanding developer based in the EU -  https://jobs.github.com/positions/7b0a3016-bd79-11e2-9191-0533a53b34da …