@robdelaney I realized that you are funnier on twitter than in real life. You just have that jewy, complainy, white guy voice.

Ann Romney has never had an orgasm. I can just tell.

@rudetanks i cut the bass players hair. We dont talk about Hootie.

Jealousy can ruin the most beautiful people. It's a completely selfish, undesirable trait. A little bit is sexy and reassuring, thats it.

@rudetanks retweeted by @lanyardtwerk? Hmmf.

@tenderbeefsteak funny stuff man

@rudetanks idk, but an old goth sounds best.

Wake up, wash your pussy, and get moving.

“@realdonaldtrump: The freezing cold weather across the country is brutal. Must be all that global warming.”<------geeeenius

@rudetanks hairy meet ballz driving cadillacs.

These women have hot lips on the twitter...@kellyoxford, @dearpoppy, @iamenidcoleslaw #followtuesday?gofuckyourself#FF