Does Amanda Bynes have a sex tape?

You'd think R Kelly would be more popular in Germany than he is.

@btemps it's for people who add a "u" to color. *hocks a loogie and spits*

@missmonster89 Jackyl? Wow. I think my jeans got like 15 rips in them just reading that

@beverlycleary69 it was a good show. dauber was the one name i remember, he's the big swede

@beverlycleary69 fucking dauber

Which one of you guys came up with this?  http://ow.ly/i/2c4Ws 

Lol. The kids think these Cheetos are for them.

@disneygoat Hey Goat - have you ever considered adding free parking to the FL Resident Passes as a benefit? It would be great

A great name for a fetish porn site devoted to fat white women would be Captain Ahab's

just spit on a guy's bagel who said he liked Kiss without the makeup

Oh my. It looks and feels like I'm shitting sriracha. Damn Ghost Chilies

How come ten years ago nobody was allergic to gluten?

@blarebare That inspirational bullshit ain't gunna fly Canuck.

I learned everything I wanted to know about anal rape in a Broward County holding cell.

.@josecanseco - You are a horrible fucking person to use this type of forum to protest rape charges.

The explosion of talentless celebrities is overwhelming. Offensive even.

Ke$ha is just nasty. Did you see that pic of her where she's bukkaked?

Next on VH1 - My 35 year old Grandma.