@perryplatypussy I know this one girl who stole a guy's phone and shoved it up her vag and called it while it was on vibrate. Not lying.

#GiveConorLynnATrend come on, he's kind of really super rad @conorlynn

@niahisnietah @yournewfriend_ pic.twitter.com/AIaysan6

@chijisaloser @conorlynn this is kinda funny pic.twitter.com/A1HqrXl8

@imcuntagi0us that's creepy weird. She's gonna die alone and I will laugh my ass off.

Eh I hate my mom for all of the insecurity she's put in my head tbh

Rihanna sucks.

That cover girl commercial omg

Nobody wants to love you, Taylor. Your expectations are too high and you're not much of a catch.

I seriously cannot stop watching the glozell cinnamon challenge

Whenever my dad says some knowledgable quote, I just want to reply with "rack city bitch rack rack city bitch."

I wanna bob for apples with you and not let your head up.

I've been to Hawaii. I fed chickens and saw a half dead seal.

Just waiting for my world to fall apart. That's why I never finish anything I start.

The slut apple doesn't fall far from the slut tree.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm a fox~

You have to actually be attractive to be a Victoria Secret model sorry

Whenever I see a blimp, I think of Nazis.

"She said I was a bitch so I told her she looks like Will Ferrell and she cried."

I can't take you seriously if you have your boobs hanging out all the time.