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Fox News: Is he TECHNICALLY white?
sext: u there?
ATTENTION GUESTS! All the Clydesdales died. Go home.
sorry i got carjacked and run over by the car so i can't work out tonight
baseball is back. *unfollows as many caucasians as possible*
fuck OFF i can't watch wendy williams because there's a new pope? i'm DONE.
Chardonnay is the new water.
wanda got $18 worth of merchandise for $1.87. like mother like son.
*conveniently forgets certain details*
"I gave him water" - responsible bartender
define: green texts
so nyquil works
drake gets his eyebrows threaded at the mall like everybody else he's so relatable
ex fat bitch and new fat bitch on the same stage? i'm not only intimidated but i'm also hoarding everything i can from craft services.
Failed Anorexic x Bad Kisser x Not Kyle Massey/Sean Kingston