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"Boob" is the perfect word, the B looks like an aerial view of them, the oo looks like the frontal view and the b looks like a side view
New Pope thinks gay adoption is like child abuse. Since when did the Catholic Church become such experts in child abuse….Oh, never mind….
It's ok everyone, I've sorted it. I've liked an fb group "like to stop the riots" job done, you don't have to thank me
Less than 1 month without a pope and we've already cured HIV
The 4th of July, the only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order
Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born........He just knew
That woman ur dancing behind bends over so u grind it, then u realise she just lost an earring & no 1 else in Starbucks can hear ur iPod
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight, I'm just tweeting while I wait for the kettle to boil....
There is no I in team, but there are 5 in Individual Brilliance #Bam
So Tulisa's new album has flopped…….She must have tried to suck it off
I saw some ducks practising their teenage girl faces at the pond today
I'm at a wedding party of a girl that used to regularly wank me off on the dance floor :-)
Girl in front if me in Tesco is buying a pregnancy test and a bottle of vodka, looks like someone has a crazy night planned!
Snowboarder, skydiver, future base jumper/wingsuit flyer, BMXer, mountain biker, archer and legendary narcissistic cunt! #YNWA http://www.youtube.com/stickyd12