Who in Their Fucking Right mind Would want To read Shakespeare in The Olde English ... Whateth Thy fucketh

Some things just naturally require two hands

I socialize Like a butterfly & sting Like bacon

I've Been unfollowed faster than Fucking Janeway travelling At warp fuking a Million

i could possibly to star-fuck a million times in the shortest time known to man... i cannot help it yet i certainly don't S-F every single 1

I'''''m go. ing To. Tweet. Like I'm. James. t. Shatner. Kirk. That. man. is Fucking. Imm. Mense.

Went Shop lifting today Got a decent haul of goodies according To officer dibble Who reckons his wife will Love The Dior & Chanel stuff

I just wanna let rip in My native tongue But IT's Stuck To The giant Ass of facebook Where everybody is so very polite & nobody say butt-Sex

Don't EVer doubt The Power of The 1966 Original Batman Film

Thanks To The Peeps On Here I'm Not afraid To read & write Words Like WHO gives a cum FUCK rar UP The butt-hole WHO? Not ME Thats For Sure

best thing fb ever invented Has Gotta Be The unsubcribe How Brilliantly sly maintaining The Illusion With The Big fake I'm still a fwiend

Do It You Fucking piece of shit Make MY Fucking day

I've just remembered I've Got 2 slices of cold Pizza Waiting For Me When I Get Into Work...I love cold Pizza... mmm

I'll say It Right NOW I will never FUCK With The sisters @shellyspivey. @saraespivey. Just Saying Cos I Love Them They Fucking Rock&Roll ★

Feeling pretty Kool having just Got a reply from @saraespivey. Being in With @shellyspivey aka über-Tops texan geerl stat #kickass

@shellyspivey oh Thank god i missed Your tweeting IT's all geerly & shit I enjoy IT @immense Status x x x #heartingfromliverpool

@whylazarus err The Plural of Penis would be 2 dick-heads standing There Looking @your Ass & wondering does She do butt-Sex #whatever

Extra specially love laughing At My own jokes in Public

Delayed Total Recall is How I Roll...Comprondez

I'm Never Afraid To Be Frightened