Homeless dude making something out of Pringles tubes—either a telescope or a bong.

AT&T has had awful coverage in #pdx recently. 3G is almost nonexistent. Coworkers are having trouble even connecting to a tower.

Portland is a dude on a motorcycle listening to didjeridoo music.

We’ve invented a Yelp competitor called Welp, for mediocre restaurants. ‘10/10 welps. I’m not even sure I went.’

Worse than Mumford & Sons: Mumford & Sons covering a song I like.

Twitter would never make it as an obstetrician, with all these delivery failures.

Firefox is still the new IE.

‘This is a real question: would you rather eat a little poop from somebody who only eats poop, or a lot of plain poop?’ — @tjmcwhiskers

Build it with your hands
Build it in the sand
Build it with a clam
as your only tool! ♫
— @jeffreynolds

Just realized the implications of ‘I’m applying for your front-end opening’.

Portland is an adult in a full-body Pikachu suit playing pinball.

Portland is a bald guy in his 40s skateboarding to work.

I think I got this from metafilter?  http://ronpaulfuneralcity.tumblr.com/ 

‘A cupcake ATM? Yes please!

… how do they maintain frosting integrity?’—@jeffreynolds

Here’s to the tubby guy with shaved head and leather jacket that yelled ‘What are you looking at, fag?’ at me.

‘No artificial growth hormones’ is definitely good, but I think I’d prefer ‘no growth hormones’.

‘I like glowsticks’, @oregonintegrity whispers to herself.

‘You’re playing fantasy football? Can I be on Gandalf’s team?’—@eljamez ‘They’re a run-only team, because YOU SHALL NOT PASS.’—@jeffreynolds

‘My hope is that one day Opal is so successful that one day you can bring Matt Damon into the office just to fulfill a bit.’

@cloud9ide Do you support GitHub orgs? If not, are there plans?