Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Homeless dude making something out of Pringles tubes—either a telescope or a bong.
AT&T has had awful coverage in #pdx recently. 3G is almost nonexistent. Coworkers are having trouble even connecting to a tower.
Portland is a dude on a motorcycle listening to didjeridoo music.
We’ve invented a Yelp competitor called Welp, for mediocre restaurants. ‘10/10 welps. I’m not even sure I went.’
Worse than Mumford & Sons: Mumford & Sons covering a song I like.
Twitter would never make it as an obstetrician, with all these delivery failures.
Firefox is still the new IE.
Just realized the implications of ‘I’m applying for your front-end opening’.
Portland is an adult in a full-body Pikachu suit playing pinball.
Portland is a bald guy in his 40s skateboarding to work.
Here’s to the tubby guy with shaved head and leather jacket that yelled ‘What are you looking at, fag?’ at me.
‘No artificial growth hormones’ is definitely good, but I think I’d prefer ‘no growth hormones’.
‘My hope is that one day Opal is so successful that one day you can bring Matt Damon into the office just to fulfill a bit.’