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Q: What does mascara and guys have in common? A:They both run at the first sign of emotion
Did you hear the new Playboy with Lindsay Lohan on the cover comes with a bag of cocaine and an ankle monitor
if we actually #occupysesamestreet we would be fighting against The Count since he is always counting #mustbehismoney #greedyscumbag
Since men grow beards for movember i wished ladies walked around without shirts for boobietober #seemsonlyfair
Black people get away with #onlywhitepeople but if white people started #onlyblackpeople we all be in court tomorrow for being racists #BS
#openingday Oh yeah baseball is boring! Its Hockey season! then you can waste your lives watching baseball #baseballsucks BOOOOOOOOOOO
#ificouldiwouldbringback Freddie Mercury and john Lennon #musicgods #wouldliketoseethosetwocollaborate
Piritis of the Caribbean #NewDisneyIllnesses
#thingsthedevilinvented Justin Bieber
Greece is going to be playing Germany #EuroCup2012 If Greece wins do we still have to pay back the loan? #Greecewinsnomoreloanright?!
Anyone realize the song 'the girl is mine' they never asked her if she wanted both guys? guess MJ and Paul McCartney dont know how to share
Everyone remember that today is free slurpie day at 7-11 from 11am to 7pm...go get some free slurries from those corporate bastards
3 hours till the puck drops! LETS GO RANGERS!!!! #NYR #LETSGORANGERS
Andrew is something of a cross between a lemur and an oxymoron. Love me or Hate me you sure as hell wont forget me.