Speaking of little sticks… "strap on" backwards is "no parts". MIND BLOWN, I KNOW RIGHT?!

Facebook buys world's biggest collection of latte art for 1 billion dollars.

It's official, we've failed as an intelligent species. Good job everyone. http://t.co/hB3TLDlF

How do you know if someone does #crossfit? http://t.co/jw8AJe3l

How To Troll Chumps, Lesson 1: http://t.co/in9MJ9z

Conference tag line: "JavaScript is your sword. HTML5 is your shield." Yep. This conference is your chastity belt.

Excited to announce that I have officially joined my friends @ev, @biz and @goldman at Obvious Corp! http://t.co/GxP4pdC #livingthedream

Did hot cakes really ever sell that well?

Sorry, dropped my wallet...

Excited to announce my new role as Apple's CEO. I will remain at Obvious, but will navigate the Apple ship on nights and weekends. Thanks.

Saying "great minds think alike" is just a way for predictable commoners to congratulate each other on their average intelligence.

This might confuse or anger some close friends and family… https://t.co/yIHWtJ6J

If I were a ghost,
My favorite data type,
Would be BOOlean.
#halloweenhaiku

On my desk today. Why I *heart* @fat. pic.twitter.com/INlUyNjh

The only thing we have to beer, is beer itself.

Reppin' @medium with @dustin, @dhg and @meowr. pic.twitter.com/JOs0pLVa

Aw yiss http://t.co/KxKDyelf

To the kid who just crashed this frozen yogurt joint, filled a cup up with only gummy worms and hot fudge... never compromise your dreams.

We ended up building Medium, but we almost launched a product called My Li’l Standy.  https://medium.com/didnt-ship/3002a2aaac50 …

For every Mickey Mouse shirt at Disneyland, there are THREE Angry Birds shirts. Brands can be built in days now, not decades.