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To the babies who are better dressed than me
Fuck you babies
*gets I AM GROOT knuckle tatt*
*cut to your dad asking the waiter at Applebee's to turn "hotel California" up*
*kicks open doors of Pitchfork* y'all like pokémans
*finishes playing a 2 hour version of "tubthumping" on the glockenspiel* aiight where the pussy at
*cut to your dad asking the waiter at Applebee's if he's heard of Netflix*
"Jack White plays guitar like he's got nothing but loose change & Hell in his pockets"
-- from an article Jack White wrote about himself
There are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on all the beaches Pitbull has ever stood on
Kiev's Independence Square. A "holy shit" photo if there ever was one http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ydjc9/before_after_kievs_independence_square_ukraine/ … pic.twitter.com/S7b1VvRMHm
I would gladly hate myself tomorrow, for a buffalo chicken taquito today
*kicks open doors of Pitchfork* y'all like Ralph Stanley
I'm a 28 yr old man with a full beard telling you when Dolly Parton is talking you stfu
A curse but instead of Medusa's gaze turning you to stone you hear an entire Eagles song and turn into a dad
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Seinfeld was a funnyass show
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