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To the babies who are better dressed than me
Fuck you babies
*gets I AM GROOT knuckle tatt*
*fat Paul McCartney sits down at his piano*
🎶 Heeeeeeeeyyyy food 🎶
*cut to your dad asking the waiter at Applebee's to turn "hotel California" up*
*kicks open doors of Pitchfork* y'all like pokémans
*finishes playing a 2 hour version of "tubthumping" on the glockenspiel* aiight where the pussy at
Just out here wash/waxing my volvo (99) n rockin out to some Lita Ford thinking bout chowing hard on some crunch wraps later hmu
*cut to your dad asking the waiter at Applebee's if he's heard of Netflix*
"Jack White plays guitar like he's got nothing but loose change & Hell in his pockets"
-- from an article Jack White wrote about himself
There are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on all the beaches Pitbull has ever stood on
Kiev's Independence Square. A "holy shit" photo if there ever was one http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ydjc9/before_after_kievs_independence_square_ukraine/ … pic.twitter.com/S7b1VvRMHm
Fuck the Night's Watch
Fuck the Red Wedding
Fuck the guy who beheaded Ned
Fuck the dude who shot Uncle Ben
Fuck Scar & those wildebeests
Doctor: how often would you say you listen to Billy Joel in the shower?
*gets out of bed in the morning*
Hey I'm no hero
No no no, Mrs. Elliot was my mother's name. Please, call me Missy
More like JAMMYS amirite?
(I am going to bed)
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