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Five Guys Burgers and Fries?? Had to be at least 15 of them back there working. At least!
Donuts or danishes go well with most people's morning beverage. Pretzels go well with mine.
There's no action in the bullpen.
I crack me up.
Never give someone a black eye. If you're gonna do it, do it right & give them two.
Best thing I ever learned was toilet training. I can now make a toilet do whatever I want.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Damn bread expires today. Oh well, guess it's "toast" now.
"By George", said Paul sitting on the John. "Where did my Ringo?"
well, my name is a number/a piece of plastic film/& I've been growing tiny flowers/outside of my little window sill....
Dandelion don't tell no lies/Dandelion will make you wise/Tell me if she laughs or cries/Blow away a Dandelion
Stones fan. Jazz fan. Husband. Dad. Not always in that order. Howard Stern Rules. Hey Now! Also interested in the Paranormal. #TeamFollowBack