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there is no greater honor than being the butt of a well crafted joke. i am honored often.
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My math may be a little off here, but I can do laundry at about 52 games of bejeweled blitz an hour.
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Mommy, why do you have giant box of corks? #ishouldquitsavingtheevidence
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The hubs has been BEGGING me to catch up on the Project Runway episodes. Remind me to check my 'peeing standing up' skillz.
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I think it's safe to say that most of the chicas wearing thongs at this Winco don't floss their teeth as often as they floss their cracks.
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4yo: When daddy is on the phone with the bank, please don't yell 'we're having brie for dinner!' in the background. They don't like that.
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TRY: google 'where can i find chuck norris? click 'i'm feeling lucky' BADA BING!
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Just ate 6 taquitos. Sneaky little fuckers.
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when the cats just stare at the wall, do you think they're judging my color choices?
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I now have a laptop to run the laptop to run the tv. Aren't I a lucky girl?
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My fish taco is pole caught.
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Next year, the Oscars should take a note from 'Strange Brew' and film in 3-B.
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Doin' the bosses daughter with a wiffle ball bat is, like, so 1985.
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Apparently, my jeans have been dieting without me.
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Spelling is for sober people.
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#thingswewantback the last hour i was on the phone with my republican't mother.
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#thingswewantback the last 1.5yrs Facebook stole from me. wait, hold up, somebody just commented on my status....
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drug induced sleep. more american than cheese.
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Know what I like most about you guys? I don't have to wipe any of your asses.
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is 'bad ass' one word or two?
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