Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Unicorn meat coming soon.
Demi Lovato learned well from Christian Bale.
Cyber Crime the only real crime.
Windows 7 was not my idea because I would never take credit for that follow-up to Windows Vista.
The computer person in your family is your best friend.
I'd like to see your dog configure a wireless home network.
Computers would work flawlessly...
If humans never used them.
Twitters only 140 characters? I wish everyone was limited to 140 words.
I don't count carbs I count bits and bytes.
I can't begin to imagine how many computers were lost on 9/11.
I don't understand all the hype Apple gets.
Excuse me, I don't understand all the hype Apple gives itself.
Technically people are a difficulty.
The only thing that sucks about living on the east coast is being this close to Glenn Beck.
Trying to bury a body six feet under. I'm 6'1" and I'm having trouble getting out of this hole.
Just unwrapped a tamale. Merry Christmas. Its the only thing I've unwrapped.
Wow, the candidates are really writing it in this election season.
Bill Gates should have a "Hey! Remember me?! I'm Bill Gates!" rally.
Every time someone tells me they think they have a virus I only have two words from them: You're fucked.
If you see a movie and you hate it I don't care. I don't wanna read your "review" until you....well just don't.