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I've found the problem.⁰⁰The problem is people.
Guys, Seal just rode by on a Vespa yelling "Never again, Heidi!"
I've been fighting with a guy I barely know for 3 days and I'm really pissed off because I don't want to have to get married.
I need a seriously good fucking by something other than life.
Här kommer en recension av Kanye Wests nya album: Inte så bra.
I think my recent lack of sleep can be attributed to my excitement for watching Joe Kinnear's Newcastle United career truly blossom.
I tweet, therefore I am. Not working.
The early worm gets eaten alive.
One can only dream of bitchery as potent as Charlie Sheen's - "hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua" http://dlisted.com/2013/06/14/charlie-sheen-is-still-a-messy-master-of-words/ …
Watching Kinnear next season will be more fun than watching Liverpool. I'm going to make a DVD.
This restaurant has wifi and a turtle garden patio :-)
My dark circles are so dark it looks like I've either had a nose job or been in a fight. Still have a big nose so I'm going w/the fight.
It's becoming increasingly more difficult to find poignant/inspiring writing/opinions on design. Everything's 'Flat Design' and 'OMG ICONS'.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d suspect Tuesday was in cahoots with Monday.
Sharing a hostel room with synchronised snorers really enhances my ability to relate to the murder storylines in hostel horror movies.
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