@strandell Dating. Looking forward to it a bit less now that you reminded me of reality.

I've found the problem.⁰⁰The problem is people.

Guys, Seal just rode by on a Vespa yelling "Never again, Heidi!"

I've been fighting with a guy I barely know for 3 days and I'm really pissed off because I don't want to have to get married.

Current Status:

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I need a seriously good fucking by something other than life.

Här kommer en recension av Kanye Wests nya album: Inte så bra.

I think my recent lack of sleep can be attributed to my excitement for watching Joe Kinnear's Newcastle United career truly blossom.

I tweet, therefore I am. Not working.

@strandell Fuck man, I have literally, mere seconds ago, just went up the stairs on all fours.

The early worm gets eaten alive.

One can only dream of bitchery as potent as Charlie Sheen's - "hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua"  http://dlisted.com/2013/06/14/charlie-sheen-is-still-a-messy-master-of-words/ …

Watching Kinnear next season will be more fun than watching Liverpool. I'm going to make a DVD.

This restaurant has wifi and a turtle garden patio :-)

My dark circles are so dark it looks like I've either had a nose job or been in a fight. Still have a big nose so I'm going w/the fight.

It's becoming increasingly more difficult to find poignant/inspiring writing/opinions on design. Everything's 'Flat Design' and 'OMG ICONS'.

@strandell a 'surprise' these days usually means forking out for repairs or a new large ticket item. SURPRISE! The telly blew up...

If I didn’t know any better, I’d suspect Tuesday was in cahoots with Monday.

Getting hangry.

Sharing a hostel room with synchronised snorers really enhances my ability to relate to the murder storylines in hostel horror movies.