hey there delilah what’s it like up in Rack City

the next siri ad should have rick ross

apparently my dad uses Pinterest. so far he has pinned a Swiss army knife and a "how to tie a tie" diagram.

I wanna order a Pepsi at a restaurant just so I can hear the words "Is Coke okay?"

FEDORAS, FEDORAS fedoras! fedoras fedoras #mensrights_ebooks

oui'd

slutty walt jr. halloween costume

this girl in front of me googled "redit" then went on Reddit

@noise_park Kramer tries to convince his friends he saw Pete Swanson at Dinky Donuts #NoiseSeinfeld

post-subway "did I really just eat that" regrets

pic.twitter.com/hnRSd3Mk

#YouWereHotUntil you took a nice refreshing drink of cold water

girls gone mild

Come to the friend zone, we have pizza and a ball pit.

yeah I'm a crust punk a STUFFED CRUST punk

"The Physics of Twerking"

a fedora with a fleshlight in it

someone who thinks cunnilingus is a kind of cloud

#6wordfilmplots not one but TWO Adam Sandlers

ever think about how messed up it is that every non-american film is considered "foreign"