I like what this guy did when the cops gave him a ticket for not riding in a bike lane: http://tiny.cc/kozcc #getemwithcomedy

Are we really equals? Tomorrow is International Women's Day. Judy Dench and Daniel Craig make a hell of a point: http://tiny.cc/fuf9i

Is this the killing of Osama Bin Laden or a Sugar Ray free concert in Daytona Beach? #ridiculous http://plixi.com/p/97941808

Dude just left bathroom stall at resto, checked himself in mirror. DID NOT wash his hands. Is now touching his girl's face. Lord have mercy.

Amazing!! RT @hewleith: Best. Lost. Sign. Ever. http://bit.ly/eHbGyL

Watching this rant over and over again. So damn good. NSFW: Language, unless you're a trucker or work with me ;) http://t.co/pfbiEmRz

An incredible look at how the earth has changed over past 30 years; NASA releases never before seen images from space  http://tiny.cc/s9x1ww 

“@wrikent3500: "@timwilliamspdx:
Probably wasn't a good thing to abbreviate on this FOX News headline! http://t.co/jnouhZUj"” yes!!!

If small time thieves had any sense of humour… these signs would probably stop them from robbing anyone ever again. http://bit.ly/eb2H65

Today is the day! Huge Hockey game! The best Super Bowl warmup... @canadiensmtl vs @nhl_sens !!!

2p ET on @hockeynight #CBC

#Canada

A @canadiensmtl win is sweetest when it comes with a side of a Torts loss. #ScHABenfreud #gohabsgo @baruchelndg @hockeynight

This is a funny video... Well worth 1:19 of your time. Nice work @juliettelewis and @shitgirlssay http://t.co/leNaEncd

No matter how important your message of marriage equality is, your kid will still grab your nose:  http://tiny.cc/dthhtw  @theuptake

I am laughing my ass off at the Easter tweets of @jesus_m_christ (oddly, it's not a verified account) But shit is it funny.

Dear @starwars fans: a @gotye song, a naked George Lucas impersonator, and a @darthvader helmet. You're welcome: http://t.co/12J6kFAS #word

My surreptitious attempt at keeping the rivalry alive... Gordie Howe. #GoHabsGo @canadiensmtl @gmolsonchc @baruchelndg pic.twitter.com/9kUOUQcS

In celebration of #hockeyday #CBC features every Canadian team on the ice today, starting at 12EST @hockeynight VIA @kstewartcbc #gohabsgo

I love this... How's this for a soccer match? A team of amputees vs the guys who made their limbs:  http://tiny.cc/sbk1rw  @limblessassoc

Excited to have @jianghomeshi on #gTonight. 7p @cbc... #TheStrombeshiBump @shaunmajumder @markcritch @22_minutes pic.twitter.com/6woYqtem

Happy Sunday all... Like these stories: 9 animals who saved people's lives:  http://tiny.cc/ny78vw  (Great dogs on the list, @cesarmillan)