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Follow friday is so annoying, all you guys do is suck each others dicks.
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benmarvinhomerdashBeef_TonguenavanaxSamGrittnerLovableDoofusRanGTvinnieiamnotdiddyUncleDynamitesucittaMevrythingmustgojiggerjjoesmithreallytwistedpfister
For the sake of today, I hope the difference between NyQuil and DayQuil is cocaine.
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navanaxBeef_TonguenicedreamSeoulBrotherLovableDoofusRanGTiamnotdiddyUncleDynamitesucittaMevrythingmustgodrewmongeapodixisjoesmithreallyMorros
I'm pretty sure I just sucked off that thermometer.
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homerdashvinnienavanaxnicedreammegandoveUncleDynamiteevrythingmustgojiggerjdrewmongeapodixistimbalanced93octane
When I wear hideous outfits I feel like I am one sock closer to my goal of beating fashion.
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kolchakvinnienavanaxlinajknicedreampenfabulousiamnotdiddyUncleDynamitesucittaMjjherrickdrewmonge
If I let my bills sit on the coffee table they get covered in tomato sauce and weed and only then is it acceptable to send them in.
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homerdashvinnienavanaxnicedreamLovableDoofusiamnotdiddyUncleDynamitesucittaMjjherricktimbalanced
Not many food options. Chicken and fruit loops? or chicken and waffles OMG CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!!!
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vinnienavanaxwarmyellowlightlinajkRanGTUncleDynamitesucittaMjjherrickjiggerj
Getting naked. doing dishes. Animal collective. congealed ramen. college.
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vinnieiamnotdiddyUncleDynamitenavanaxjjherrickapodixis93octane
Back to college where the computer labs are full but people are too scared of the Linux computers and its a win win win for me.
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benmarvinnatters1210navanaxvinnielinajkUncleDynamitesucittaM
My boss asked me to write my own letter of rec and she will sign it. This would be cool except humans are not built to suck their own dicks.
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nicedreambenmarvincarriebentonunanything1_4G41N57_1vinnie
Why is their ash in my cleavage? I haven't smoked since last night. Or showered. Got it.
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natters1210vinniecarrmahRanGTsucittaMjjherrick
Being a business major makes me feel dirty. Thanks, America.
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nicedreamvinnieobladi_obladanavanaxUncleDynamitesucittaM
My throat is so swollen that I can't deep throat anything.
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vinnieBeef_TonguenavanaxsucittaMjjherrick
I'm not drinking alone. I am drinking with my pumpkin.
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obladi_obladanavanaxUncleDynamitejjherrickapodixis
Prof: New generations of drugs treat new generations of bugs. Me: New generations of drugs make new generations of hugs.
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navanaxlinajknicedreamSamGrittnerUncleDynamite
Home is where the blankets on your bed are really the dogs and the pillows are stolen from the couch. Apparently.
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natters1210navanax93octanejoesmithreally
I wholeheartedly apologize for forgetting to live tweet central PA. So, I will summarize: Mullets, mullets, cows, overalls, corn.
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navanaxvinnie93octanejoesmithreally
It's going to take forever to properly system-rape this Macbook Pro.
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vinniesucittaMtwistedpfisternavanax
I always smoke enough to never remember what I am talking about. But I always at least know what I'm talking about. Except for today.
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vinnieBeef_TonguenavanaxsucittaM
Tonight I will be having a slightly overdue romantic date with Karmic Koala. This will include weed and Dell resentment.
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vinnieiamnotdiddyUncleDynamitenavanax
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