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A Tweet: In 140 chars or less, find a way to describe your miserable life in a humorous way.

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What's 80 mph in Celsius?

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"Your cat comes in my yard again, I'm gonna fuck it." ~ i did not say this.

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Hold this Tweet up to the Light to see the Hidden joke.

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Not sure what is causing me more stress,
Work or
Trying to write a star worthy tweet every time.

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5 days ago i started following DJ AM. . . . . . . . . . He hasn't said anything. . . . . . . Is it too soon to drop him?

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My Employee Firing skills are equivalent to my GF Break-Up skills.
I slowly make them miserable until they decide to quit.

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Girls, Can we assign a "no poop joke" day? ! Until Twitter, I didn't think girls shat, farted or passed gas. Damn, those were prettier days!

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Have accidently become friends with Off-Duty Strippers.
I am looking forward to this!

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I want to rub my Fuzzy avatar against your face.

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How long do you work on a tweet before you ask yourself . .
"What the Fuck I am doing?, Go do something useful."

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Pro-Tip: For the Self-Employed, Behind on Work, & Late on Bills;

☠ Avoid Twitter ! ☠

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I Have a Dream . . . . . . .

That one day I can shower without thinking about Twitter.

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I hate tweeting about money, banks, bills, or turtle fucking.
Because those things start "following" you.

. . . . . around the lake.

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Pro-Tip: Follow Your Own Pro-Tip Advice.

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Bio: Howdy and welcome to my Twitter profile! I'm Adrian and love to watch movies.
If this is your lame Bio, you are next on the drop list.

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(This isn't a Tweet)

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Twitter is my sandbox.

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Funny. Putting $10 of gas in a 10-Cylinder Truck, does Not remove the "Low Fuel" message.

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Swallowing Tongue & Dying – Consult Doctor Immediately If This Occurs.
(One Side Effect of Ambien CR™)

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