So is the Bush family. RT @mlkstudios: @ontiec @sickjew Nestle is currently buying up water rights around the globe.

Is this the best title for a scientific article, ever in the history of scientificness? http://t.co/IsXQ6kpO via @sciam

Ann Romney, REALLY?!? "I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women" via @odonnellsteve http://t.co/OqggtqJP

*backing-up truck

"When I grow up I want to be President of the United States so I can fight porn."

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker

What do you mean? RT @paulypeligroso Every question from a woman is a test.

standing by the coffee maker, watching it work, like an anxious stage mother.

To the A-Holes who scream "Get in the hole!" after every single swing of the golf club at every single tournament: you are A-Holes

If your Tweets sound the same month after month, you're doing it wrong. (Life, not Twitter.)

Only people who have done some serious weeping in their day can appreciate light-hearted jokes about weeping.

OK that bath was short but sweet, I have clean hands, clean face, clean feet. Now I'm free to sit and Tweet!

When people tell me I am strong, I don't tell them that wine time often starts at 4pm in my house these days.

Hey! What about ME! Why don't you tell people *I'm* a little ray of G-D- sunshine, huh? RT @crankypappy A little ray of sunshine @i_am_spin

And in the end the Tweet you make is equal to the Retweet you take.

Try increasing the fiber in your diet. RT @gnuman1979 #TheOlderIGet shit just hurts for no reason.

Billy Joel did check me out once, now that I think of it.

Take a lesson from the sunrise: the dull solemn dove-grey skies are infused with a roseate heightened hope.

No heroin available, but a purring cat just climbed into my lap. Close enough.

Sometimes I want to disappear into a small town on the Oregon coast.