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"When I grow up I want to be President of the United States so I can fight porn."
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker
standing by the coffee maker, watching it work, like an anxious stage mother.
To the A-Holes who scream "Get in the hole!" after every single swing of the golf club at every single tournament: you are A-Holes
If your Tweets sound the same month after month, you're doing it wrong. (Life, not Twitter.)
Only people who have done some serious weeping in their day can appreciate light-hearted jokes about weeping.
OK that bath was short but sweet, I have clean hands, clean face, clean feet. Now I'm free to sit and Tweet!
When people tell me I am strong, I don't tell them that wine time often starts at 4pm in my house these days.
And in the end the Tweet you make is equal to the Retweet you take.
Billy Joel did check me out once, now that I think of it.
Take a lesson from the sunrise: the dull solemn dove-grey skies are infused with a roseate heightened hope.
No heroin available, but a purring cat just climbed into my lap. Close enough.
Sometimes I want to disappear into a small town on the Oregon coast.