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Nine Inch Nails and 311 join forces to create the horrific tragedy of a band, "NIN11"
Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na.
Just whispered "Me too." after a crow cawed in the distance.
I really want to date someone on a planet from Star Wars. Looking for love in Alderaan places, I guess.
what if every time you shortened 'thanks' to 'thx' the THX movie noise played at ear-splitting volumes
yo check this: two people canoodling in a sleeping bag is called a cuddlepillar. end of discussion
DJ jesus died for your spins
"Reverse racism is real" said the white girl w/ sugar skull & dreamcatcher tats. Her bf nods, white dude dreadlocks cascading down his back.
the primary objective of life is to keep your ghost captive for as long as possible
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Or That Our President Is Actually 2 Sneaky Children In A Trenchcoat Trying To Prank Their Dads With Taxes
my cat keeps barging in my room and staring at me like i owe him money
my legs are stumpy but powerful
A washed-up Lou Bega working in fast food tries to remain relevant by causing a ruckus every time someone tries to order the combo #5.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
"microwave" pronounced like Rico Suave
never forget that existence is the greatest prank of all
don't romanticize sadness
Yung Peg Bundy
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