zombies are not concerned about the 5 second rule

my dog will only play dead if I draw a chalkline around him

will the Mayans come back this year?

betcha most native americans wish columbus had sailed his ass over the edge of the earth.

has anyone sent the mayans an email about whether or not the dec. thing is still on? #socialmedia #ruinzmas

zombies are not concerned about the 5 second rule

don't bother me right now, I'm watching some paint dry on facebook.

my vanity plate in front says "following" and the back one "followers"

if pigs could fly we'd need better windshield wipers @knotby9 @kayhalvy @itinagraves @ceebee308 @rainergs @mooolips

Old gas station/store  http://pinterest.com/pin/554646510328506937/ …

has Florida finished counting yet?

the grinch stole xmas last year...the Mayans are stealing it this year...ho ho ho!

I'd like to be a hummingbird for a day...but not if my arms are going to get all cramped up afterwards

I bet the t-rex woke up with numb arms a lot

trees feel a sigh of releaf in the spring.

all construction trucks should have a username so's we could follow if we wanted to...or unfollow.

long ago, dogs must of been awfully big to be able to bury those dinosaur bones.

it's @totallyvital that you get @apennys_worth of @brothrbubblgum @jerryremisgrill from only @jphaddadio

well @holeleecow that's @sodoggonefunny ! @howcrazy is @trumpetcake and @triplenickel ?

A dialogue. - Sir: I say Confucius. - No, sir, I tell you, Zen. http://t.co/QoRnPqYd via @twitpic