Is it just me or is @gruber starting to sound like a very old man - constantly whining?

so, I am in 'murica and women still want me to make the first move? oh, woe is me.
where are all the liberated women and feminists? geez!

I thought she was a troll. RT @mikokiko: Kim K's song is a troll... right?

I see
responsive web design
as web developers
being lazy

responsive web design
is taking beautiful pages
and making them
sterile

#ugh

I have travelled to 'murica
and I can tell you
that the broadband here
sucks

balls

@woeislulu @msstellablu and that's what guys want too - that one girl who is not like the others

Holy FSM
I am gonna
be in so much
trouble! :D

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Had an idea last night. Prototyped it today.

How awesome is that? #webstock

Thank you @jenniferbrook

This is the most relaxing thing you'll listen to all week: http://bit.ly/9orzBp /via @al3x [and it works on an iPad too. Brilliant!!]

On Apple and Adobe:

http://bit.ly/aUNaR0 - via @gruber

http://bit.ly/cJPgCj - via @merbist

Climate change deniers vs consensus - http://is.gd/5BqDN

you say, BMI
is not a perfect metric,
but think IQ is?

Google Glass
will do wonders
for my concentration
and focus

not!

@jamesliamcook you ought to be ashamed of yourself. letting down all your followers like this. punishment - three bloody marys and a jager.

@jamesliamcook she's catching a lot of flack for it, eh? :)

@crispinbest a raccoon bear

Also in the US RT @jamesliamcook: Twitter #music now up and working for UK users.  http://music.twitter.com 

@the_alfmeister #cuntsarefriends ;)

@teh_aimee 140 characters is not enough. In short, the density of population plays an important role in such statistics.