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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Huh, I just started following my 141st person... and here I thought we were limited to 140 characters!

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    LindaInDisguiseKyteMark__mind_numbbig_hands1UncleDuke19695S5S5th________Trigg3rHippieTioughnioga______
  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Really, multi-million $ baby food industry? Best you come up with is "Formula"? How about "I Can't Believe It's Not Mommy." You're welcome.

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Man, that Tai Chi this afternoon kinda kicked my ass. Well, actually it was the Chai Tea, but that doesn't sound nearly as cool.

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Uuugh. Anyone who comes across as being chipper this morning shall find themselves being fed into one.

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    TheAlexNevilAwesome_ToddLindaInDisguiseAdWoodyardWeeabooGenocide__UncleDuke1969AdorableCuntHoesSuckingCock__
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    I don't like to talk about my pronouns. They're personal.

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Good thing you included your email address in your signature line of the email you just sent me. Now I will be able to reply to you.

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    itszizulbasajAwesome_ToddLindaInDisguisemissmaryy_mackWeeabooGenocide__UncleDuke1969AdorableCunt
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    KauaibrideAnnaSiracusaArchanaS29garuna1987sal_ghoorcapriconza3ItAalabdulkarimjean_francois
  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Guy in front of me at CVS is buying condoms, flowers, vodka and tylenol. There'll be no excuses tonight.

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    LindaInDisguiseUncleDuke1969Eagle_Vision5S5S5th________Trigg3rHippieJohnLyonTweetsllvvzzDanKCharnley
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Some "smart phone." Can't even tell the difference between a "Missed Call" and a "Purposely Ignored and Sent Straight to Voicemail" one.

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    Awesome_ToddLindaInDisguiseUncleDuke19695S5S5th________Trigg3rHippieJohnLyonTweetsDanKCharnleyllvvzz
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Is there anything more annoying than a gas pump that kicks off every 3 seconds? Sure, world hunger, maybe. But this is up there.

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    AmrrwiseTeejayRushScottBerghorndickdrawingColleenOdwyerrita_mayohatertweetcomedianPoliticallyILL1
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Happiness pro-tip: Go to Tools > Life > Review > Accept All Changes. Don't forget to Save often.

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    5S5S5th________Trigg3rHippiekhairulazaharikellyskellyFagin2laurensamsmith
  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    I'm following about 20 people going south on I-65. They're not nearly as funny as you guys.I'd unfollow if there was another route.

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Setting my coffee maker to 'stun'

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Holy crap! Wife & kids are napping, beer in hand and it's quiet for 1:00 kickoff? THIS must be the part of the movie where zombies attack.

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    Awesome_ToddUncleDuke19695S5S5th________JohnLyonTweetsDanKCharnleyCourtneyofDoomtinuhuhuh________lvvzz
  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    Does shaking off my umbrella more than three times mean I'm playing with it?

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    lbasajTeejayRushAnxieTRexUncleDuke1969Trigg3rHippieJohnLyonTweetsDanKCharnleytinuhuhuh________
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    I'm inventing a sandwhich made from: 5 hour energy drink, Cialis, some oil, salami, bacon, a little lettuce.

    I call it "5 Hour Footlong."

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    While scanning my music library, my anti-virus flagged a Miley Cyrus album as 'questionable content'. I am now McAfee's biggest fan.

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    Awesome_ToddWeeabooGenocide__UncleDuke1969Trigg3rHippieJohnLyonTweetsDanKCharnleyllvvzzCourtneyofDoom
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    I love acting hypocritical, but I can't stand it when other people do.

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    Awesome_ToddUncleDuke1969Trigg3rHippieJohnLyonTweetsDanKCharnleytinuhuhuh________lvvzzCarmstastic
    • 2
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    So, 3yo and I invented a new game tonight, while baby's sleeping, called "Super Quiet Marching Band" I love that he's still impressionable.

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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    This "ultra whitening" toothpaste isn't effective at all! Oh, hey, brb... Gotta finish my coffee & chocolate donut before my smoke break...

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    UncleDuke1969Trigg3rHippieJohnLyonTweetsDanKCharnleytinuhuhuh________CarmstasticElifcellokennyhcomedy
    • 2
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  • stupendu
      Annoying Customer @stupendu

    I have strong negative feelings towards absolute values.

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@stupendu

@stupendu

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