@hausoframez anybody that has those as their #top5albums is a twat!!! #crockofshite

#rocknrollrecipes @xfm manic street pizzas

@dangerhere klinsmann "he's in the top three in the world with messi, xavi and iniesta"

@bbc6music The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive - Bruce Springsteen #TheBoss #TheHawk

@bglendenning @rupert_fryer @jameshorncastle The author of the Reacher film/books always has an Aston Villa named character in each book.

Who gives a shit about the Brits when you've got shit like Ed Sheeran and Adele? Give me 1992 and The KLF #brits #BRITS2012 #brits

@olipricebates firewall with Harrison Ford and Paul Bettany I think

List of things to do before I die

#1. Don't Die

#teamfollowback #Followback #followme

@xfm @therichwalters Hell yes and Not back until Monday afternoon! Is it wrong to crack open a cold one at 6am???

@daraobriain @myfacebothered I have a Phil Jones face for about 5 seconds some nights. But only if the wife is 'in the mood'

Fucking #EasterEggs already? Are you taking the piss #Tesco pic.twitter.com/spUAdv7s

#Michu is surely Spanish for Tank? The mans simply awesome #swans

@pauldalglish if you listen to rumours Sir Les Ferdinand!,,

@iamcaptainchaos once at an Inter Milan game someone took in a moped and when Inter went 1-0 down it was hurled onto the pitch!!!

@tcattack if I hear the football Italia theme tune my eyes start to water and I stare into the distance dreamily

@abbieefanson just told me I can have this 'hot air balloon' if I wanted! #dickhead http://t.co/yehZVaQk

@dearfatherpaddy @itvfootball so it's 18 years since Paul McGrath put in the best one man defensive display ever!!

@harrywitt isn't that the noise you make when having a dump?

@clarkecarlisle5 enjoyed your analysis yesterday. Despite my mates wife thinking you played for Burnlington!! #womenandfootballeh

@vauxhallengland matt le tissier the bloke was disgustingly ignored by england!