That terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad moment when you briefly wake up to turn over, & your alarm clock goes off one minute later. -__-

LMAOOOO! This post...my stomach...I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!! *TEARS* http://t.co/D91EnceP

Laughing at this silly broad trying to get at @9thwondermusic, calling his stuff trash cuz he didn't like that new Kanye/Jay-Z album.

Some people are determined to fight tooth and nail to find a reason—no matter how stupid—to blame a problem on anyone but themselves.

Judging by your halted progress, it would seem you're having trouble descending the stairs, ma'am. Please, allow me... *kicks in the back*

Some fool said, "If you can accept drinks from other niggas, your nigga can accept pussy from other women."  http://yfrog.com/0x9gm8j 

So then, "Bitch, you look like a fucking triceratops waiting in a Burger King drive-thru." By the Twitter Gods, it works!

So you're supposed hit a certain age and be all, "Well no more games/cartoons/comics etc. for me - I'm an adult now!" Maaaan, fuck that.

Okay. Remember that Korean webcomic I mentioned last week? Here it is... http://t.co/bOfmgbx3

@melaninbrooks LOL - and why Guile's death cry in Super Street Fighter II sounded like he was saying "RUPaul! RUPaul! RUPaul..." *dead*

!!!!!! RT @melaninbrooks I am not calling this nigga Snoop Lion...and it's still the Sears Tower...

But the reality shows I watch are usually on Animal Planet. So I guess I'm all "Look at that elephant, wavin' his ears. He think he cute."

I know @asbeats and I feel like this sometimes - lol. http://t.co/DV3IjIYb

*LL voice* This CTA brakes hard as HELL! Fuck yo balance, they don't care who you TELL! He acCEL - we all FELL! #morningcommuteraps

I'm a girl, so I'm genetically predisposed to suck at games. *Bill Cosby voice* All the WIREZZZ & the BUTTONZZZ... *makes ridiculous face*

It's always sad to see a girl/woman who has braided her hairline into transparency.

YOOOO. *TEARS FOREVER* And @itsgq got a feature - lol. => http://t.co/H4VSwOhc

LMAOOOO...oh man. This chick right here. I'm dyyyying. http://t.co/rELKqfYA

Saw this one coming a mile away. LOL RT @illseed Tupac Hologram Shows Up In Hilarious Star Wars Spoof: http://t.co/S0fFm3MP

Long as he doesn't bump the lab table while dancing around with those beakers. RT @melaninbrooks Chill Nye the Science Guy