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That terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad moment when you briefly wake up to turn over, & your alarm clock goes off one minute later. -__-
Some people are determined to fight tooth and nail to find a reason—no matter how stupid—to blame a problem on anyone but themselves.
Judging by your halted progress, it would seem you're having trouble descending the stairs, ma'am. Please, allow me... *kicks in the back*
So then, "Bitch, you look like a fucking triceratops waiting in a Burger King drive-thru." By the Twitter Gods, it works!
So you're supposed hit a certain age and be all, "Well no more games/cartoons/comics etc. for me - I'm an adult now!" Maaaan, fuck that.
But the reality shows I watch are usually on Animal Planet. So I guess I'm all "Look at that elephant, wavin' his ears. He think he cute."
*LL voice* This CTA brakes hard as HELL! Fuck yo balance, they don't care who you TELL! He acCEL - we all FELL! #morningcommuteraps
I'm a girl, so I'm genetically predisposed to suck at games. *Bill Cosby voice* All the WIREZZZ & the BUTTONZZZ... *makes ridiculous face*
It's always sad to see a girl/woman who has braided her hairline into transparency.
Gamer. Music fan. Movie watcher. Lover of the silly and the sophisticated. Admirer of nerd culture. Wife. And other cool stuff. ;)