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I love how the news is all "In Arab culture, throwing shoes is a grave insult" as though elsewhere it's the same as "mad props Mr. Prez!"
My boyfriend has a "condition" that requires him to pack duct tape in his overnight bag. As an avid Dexter fan, this is a bit disturbing.
Eggplant & smoked mozarella ravioli, Pinot Noir, and now a tiramisu. I might be doing Twitter wrong, but I'm doing life right.
Republicans are promising a "holy war" over health care bill. Yep, denying health care access to working families was Jesus' #1 priority.
I've done an amazing job avoiding the crazy side of the family throughout my adult life. Facebook has undone a lifetime of this good work.
The problem with this President is that he's too reasonable. You just can't deal with reasonable people.
I spent 15 min blowdrying my hair, only to put it in a ponytail. I'll be teaching a time management seminar, starting at 4:55. Please RSVP.
George W. Bush recently said that he didn't sell his soul. That's because he'd already traded it for a Natl Guard assignment & bag of coke.
The worst thing about this whole Kanye episode? It's the fact that I watched the Taylor Swift video. There's 4 minutes I can't have back.
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