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Faulty accelerators do not fully explain the penchant Prius owners have for driving the speed limit in the fast lane.
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WadetoBlackEastsideRJthe_dza
Ibuprofen. It's what's for breakfast!
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lefauxfrogmcritzMorrosstrettadoublejackk2bfjoe_schmittTrick_or_tweeteugem
Ibuprofen. It's what's for dinner.
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GSouderStuffinMyBrain
Back from cycling camp just in time to miss the end of the Superbowl and the beginning of drunk driver hour. Impeccable timing.
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StereoForBrainsmcritzsemperjeffMeetingBoyGSouderperiwinklesteph
Hula hooping with "grown ups". FTW.
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mcritz
Going off the grid until Sunday night. Dolce Vita Cycling team camp! I like to ride my bicycle, my bicycle...
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JeeNeeBee
This El Niño storm is really packing a wallop.

I mean, it's raining really hard.

Because WTF is a wallop?
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iamnotdiddyJeeNeeBeeripslichStereoForBrainseugemmcritzCheVolaysemperjeff
So Sarah Palin is going to end up in the news every time someone says "retarded"?

That is so retarded.
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toddadamsondvsjrmcritzStereoForBrainseugem
Reconstituting a cat from all the fur in my keyboard. AS PRODUCTIVELY!
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HotMuslimChicktimbalancedOneSmallFireharratonripslichStereoForBrainseugemCheVolay
Please feed Posh Spice some of those UN Food Programme high protein biscuits. #idol
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blondediva11mcritzjoeschmittsemperjeff
evaluating data, making conclusions. LIVING THE DREAM!
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EastsideRJsnydripslichrationaliststhembajoeschmitt
God's blood, blood of Christ, Two Buck Chuck. Those are all the same thing, right?
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SammyLikesYouripslichtweetlibraryrationalistsStereoForBrains
Pro Tip: God doesn't care if you win a trophy and he wants you to stop thanking him. He told me so right after I drank his blood.
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therealcherilynblondediva11_CalebKTeleholicSlappNuttzthe_dzaYayaablueyesbrunetStereoForBrainsswimparalleleugemrationalists
Imm'a be all "It's pronounced 'I'M GOING TO BE' goddamnit Fergie!" #Grammies
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JeeNeeBeeSammyLikesYouTeleholicmcritzeugem
Freebasing Tapatío. That's a thing, right?
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OneSmallFireripslich_CalebKjohnnytextsStereoForBrains
That trick where I don't wear a raincoat so it doesn't rain? It doesn't work.
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DieLaughingJeeNeeBeeTeleholicStereoForBrainseugemharraton_CalebKGreeblemonkeynavanaxpeterfitzwel
They're moving my office to the 14th floor, which is really the 13th floor, which everyone knows doesn't exist. OMG. EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
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OneSmallFiremcritzImAVeronicaripslichStereoForBrainsTrick_or_tweeteugem_CalebKGreeblemonkeyDadsUpLateswimparallel
@ripslich well isn't that a load of crap!
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