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Just stared into the night sky, deep in thought about Chicago deep dish pizza. A single tear rolled down my face.
"I used to take Benadryl recreationally."- philosophy professor
DON'T CUT THE BRUNCH LINE #portlandia
My gravestone will read,"She did it all for SOSA."
"I'm higher than Denver..." - random girl on the street
Who needs a sun hug
Ugh basic bitches for days.
My 2 year old niece is crying while eating pizza, it's like she's a mini version of me?
March is going to be d👌pe
Too many ppl at the library we need another plague