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What do Android users and Lars Ulrich have in common? Both are nervous about Battery.
'Raju1, Raju2, Raju 3, Raju 4, Sonu 1, Sonu 2' - Every eunuch's contact list.
For fuck's sake. Bhayanak Maut and Megadeth don't mean the same thing.
"Have you tried divorcing her and marrying her again?" Telecom Customer care agents are the worst friends.
Man I wish these 16yearolds on Facebook would calm down. Saying shit about a dead man doesn't make you a badass.You still spell 'my' as 'ma'
5000000000 points to the newspapers for getting Megadeth's name right.
DNA says school absenteeism, weight loss, and angry outbursts are signs of a cannabis user. I guess my neighbour's 2 year old is a meth head
If you listen carefully, you will discover that every laugh-track has one guy who thought that the joke was strictly okay.
Look Maa, no plans.
Meri masturbation waali maggi.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT 12.12.12 THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE
"Friedrich? Nahi nahi woh toh nietzsche rehta hain."
I honestly don't care for all of this old school- New school bullshit, but you're an imbecile if you think Black Sabbath are overrated.
Are we done pretending like we didn't ransack the internet looking for the Mona Singh MMS?
I just wished my watchman a very happy Tiwari.
This Parineeti Chopra fellow has very straight hair for a dude.
Vocalist at @BhayanakMaut . Yodel overlord. http://www.soundcloud.com/sunneith