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I saw a few people tweeting #IAmSoMiddleClass tweets from iPhones. Apparently, there's no limit to how much people can bullshit on Twitter.
“We won”?
No. You didn’t win shit. You sat in front of a TV and ate unhealthy food while a team of skilled professionals did their job.
Rumoured Galaxy S III specs: 1.8 GHz dual-core CPU, 12 MP camera, 2 GB RAM, double-barrelled shotgun, plasma grenades, Blades of Olympus.
So Matt LeBlanc won a Golden Globe for one season of 'Episodes' but never for his brilliant work in ten seasons of 'Friends'. #okay
This is what Window 8 on desktops should be like (but unfortunately isn't): http://t.co/t7wZ2OcW
"I just bought the new iPad."
"iPad what?"
"Just iPad..."
"Big deal. I've got the iPad 2."
<awkward silence followed by wrist slitting>
Nobody is outraging about the Galaxy Nexus volume bug, while everyone and their pets went on protests against the iPhone 4S battery issue.
People who buy 30k smartphones and then pirate $1 apps are the same people who steal cutlery from their in-flight meals.
Samsung Galaxy Q is going to have a 5.3" display. Even the engineers at Samsung are unclear whether it's a phone, tablet or coffee tray.
People who say, “Hum raat ko laalten ki roshni mein padhte the.”:
Bhenchod, din mein ladkiyaan chedte the?
Carriers are saying Siri will understand the Indian accent. At 57k, it should fucking understand Klingon.
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Harvey Dent was obviously talking about Adobe Flash.
The 64 GB iPhone 4S is going to cost 57k in India. One could easily buy a high-end Android phone and a small African country for that much.
In 35 minutes, half the people will have the Indian flag in their DPs. You know, to compensate for not giving a shit the other 364 days.
Agar aap 'cool' ko 'kewl' type karte hain toh aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain .
Guys, ESPN exists so that you don't have to live tweet sports. You're welcome.
I’m so bad at Temple Run, the monkeys don’t even chase me. They just stand there and laugh while I bump into walls.
You don't need Shazam or SoundHound to get info about rap artists. They narrate their entire resume in the first two minutes of the song.
I have to return some videotapes.
