Wish that my chair would grow a will of its own and wheel me out of here. Tapos ako kunyari 'wait may tinatapos pa ako'

RT @fillwerrell I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here…

I want my farm. I also want those afternoons by the roadside, selling barbeque (and eating some). The simple life, seriously. Then I write.

18 Hilarious Modes of Transport Science Gave Up On Too Soon | http://awe.sm/2IvQ #cracked (@oneluvgurl)

Okay everyone watch GMA-7 now. Save me from the nothing I've become.

Office LSS: DZMM radyo patrol sais trentaaaaaaughhh

 http://arrestedwesteros.com/ 

@crossfitmnl Ala-BANG! Great job guys

"Ate meron kayong lumpiang shanghai pero kasing laki ng turon niyo?"

@narrowingworld Oh. DID they

Hukbalahap. Nothing, I just felt like saying it.

3-second stare? "@narrowingworld: Wish there was some non-verbal way to let other humans know that I haven't had coffee today. As a warning"

@dashybites @narrowingworld Glad I could help. Enjoy :-)

Techy Romantics - Out of my Mind

Literally just spat out water and tears at the same time haha @narrowingworld @dashybites RT "@raccattapalle:  http://edithwithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com "

Done with 21km. Cebu has the best route so far. Improved my time by 25 minutes! QUITE happy about it wheee

Can't believe the logic behind these No to RH votes. Let me share something more substantial like how I fixed my iPod today w/a chopstick.

"A traveler heals a broken heart in the ancient market of Cádiz."  http://bit.ly/QCBxyf  GOOD MORNING

Suddenly in labor over a research proposal, like in those demon films. Sorry no other metaphor for it. Someone just decided it was TIME.

Stars - A Thread Cut With A Carving Knife