☑ Sept 1994
☑ Y2K
☑ 6/6/06
☑ 9/9/09
☑ May 21, 2011
☐ 2012

☑ Saddam Hussein
☑ Osama Bin Laden
☐ Internet Explorer
(via @dudup)

I feel as if my mom is looking down upon me from where ever she is. She's not dead, just really condescending.

Easily the greatest iPhone autocorrect fail of our generation: http://twitpic.com/3as5pa

Some chick asks me in the elevator "how are you" and I respond with "dandy." It took me another two floors to say "I'm not gay."

I am introducing yoga into my life. Hopefully soon I'll be able to shoot fireballs and punch things extremely far away.

My response to Bill, the roofer... http://twitpic.com/3vvcf9

My mom leaves voicemails in Punjabi but Google translates them as English... long story short, my new name is Senator Noblesville.

How to craft a @tdhurst tweet. Pick something random. Ask twitter a rhetorical question. Offer your own opinion. Remember to cuss.

Bets on who USA goes after next? Carmen Sandiego, Waldo, Bobby Fisher, or Coolio?

I just walked into a wall because I was so intent on opening a Jolly Rancher. This is my life.

My mom calls me and asks "What are sweet yums?" After 4 min of conversation about inappropriate terms for boobs I realized she meant yams.

So it's April 20, 2011 and Skynet DID NOT become self-aware yesterday. I'm quite happy about this.

This is BY FAR the most epic fight ever: http://bit.ly/hJhv4q

Wait a second... I just realized I can finally take Charlton Heston's gun!!!

Too soon?

My friend just had a baby and I think I may have responded to his joy a bit insensitively. http://twitpic.com/u1rdv

Just got stared down by about 12 cops so I turned, smiled, and said "howdy partners." Non-terrorist status confirmed.

HOLY CRAP! Automatic sprite creation for webdesigners! I've wanted this for soooo long! http://spriteme.org/ #phxdc

Hi I'm Brian Shaler #nerdpickuplines

Got up at 10am. Charged my camera batteries and now emptying my CF card. Today should be a good day.