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Just out of curiosity, I want to see how many RTs this can get. RT please? I'll love you forever.
Eat less= less food= unhappy
Eat more= more fat= unhappy
WHAT IS LIFE
GROW A PAIR
I was trying to put on a t-shirt and ended up punching myself in the throat.
Why do you guys even follow me? I'm always like, "I like karate because I'm a bird who plays clarinet on a bicycle."
Children. Learn word usage. "Their" does not equal "There." nor is it the same as "They're." These words aren't interchangeable.
The York patty commercial is way too sexual.
If you want to make something sexual, just add a winky.
SEE WHAT I MEAN??
The charger cords for iPods are way too short.
I wonder what tweet has been retweeted the most ever.
RT if you know the difference between "then" and "than."
Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. FFI
Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. LTY
Save your heart for someone who leaves you breathless
Her baby girl died, and she didnt even tear up? She cried when she was being accused in court though. :( #makesmesick #CaseyAnthonyVerdict
From now on, a baby chimp drowns every time someone who's graduated high school uses the wrong there/their/they're or your/you're.
John Cooper's romantic line of the day: "If you were a potato... you'd be a good potato."
Thank you, Lord, for letting my feet be hairless.
Pro choice? Did the baby have a choice?
All I need are Jesus, a notebook, Mayday Parade, and sweet tea.